We all know that now Tom Brady and his 13-year-old wife Gisele Bundchen divorced before the new year.
It was announced that the two were separated because Gisele was mad at Brady for coming out of retirement after promising he would quit and focus on family.
Although everyone thought it was just a rough patch in their relationship, it was a lot more than she was Hired divorce lawyers and the rest is history.
It’s going to be a difficult process for the pair and Brady is expected to lose $200 million for divorce.
In an Instagram Story, Brady shared this statement:
As you can imagine this is a new process for Brady so I’m sure the guy will need some advice at some point…
And a person willing to help Brady?
None other than well-known adult film star, MILF and legend, the great Brandi Love.
She shared a cheeky photo on Twitter saying she would help:
“Dear Mr. McDreamy (Tom Brady), I am really sorry to hear about the divorce.
It’s probably the hardest thing for anyone in any financial situation. If you need a lap to cry on or need help relaxing I can help.
I’ve thought long and hard about how.”
So, of course, who can help more than a porn star?
she communicated Goal kick:
“I’ve had a crush on Tom Brady for years. It goes back to his days as Wolverine. The guy is stunningly handsome. Hard working, above average and a fierce competitor.
I offered him and Gisele my company when they were married because, well, dammit! But they never got in touch with me.” “Anyway, divorce is brutal.
Anyone going through it could use a friend. I am the best kind. I come with benefits! Selfishly, I also need him to be relaxed and focused. He’s my hometown QB after all!”
Well, it looks like Brady will offer him a golden opportunity once this divorce is finalized.
Ryan Fitzpatrick still thinks he’s “that motherf-ker” that Tom Brady was referring to
In February, people tried to find out who “That Motherfucker” was that Tom Brady that was talked about in an episode of HBO The store.
When Brady’s contract with the New England Patriots ended in 2020, every team in the NFL without a franchise quarterback tried to add him to their roster.
Of course, we’re talking about the greatest quarterback stats of all time, a proven leader, and (then) six Super Bowl wins to his name, so it’s easy to see why anyone would do that.
However, one team that showed genuine interest in signing Brady shut down the idea and decided to stick with another man, and then he shared this iconic line:
“One of the teams wasn’t interested in the end. I was like… ‘Are you staying with this motherfucker?'”
Since that comment, many have speculated that he was talking about Jimmy Garoppolo with the 49ers, Brady’s favorite team, and too Derek Carr with the Raiders, but of course none of that has been proven.
However, one quarterback in particular felt pretty confident when Brady made the remark and genuinely believed it was him…
And it’s nothing but Ryan Fitzpatrick, the bearded Fitzmagic wonder himself.
Fitzpatrick, who is the definition of an NFL journeyman quarterback who has played 16 years in the league with nine different teams, told Dan Le Batard on his show that he genuinely believes he was “that motherfucker”:
“I think I still am. I think I’m still that guy. You know, if you come back to it, that was before the 2019 season when the Dolphins were trying to put together a roster that will help them get a better draft pick next year, so it’s not like that’s attractive would be situation for Tom anyway.
So I’m not sure why he got so upset about that, but I still believe to this day that Motha is me.”
And then he was asked if those comments hurt him or if he just shrugged them off and he replied:
“Yeah, I’ve been trying to get my wife to make some t-shirts so I can carry them around. We were just trying to figure out which letters to hide with all the kids.”
Legend. I would be proud if I were Fitzpatrick.
If he’s really the type, then he can go around and say his team wanted him more than the GOAT…regardless of whether or not the team tried to tank this year.
Tom Brady finally confirms Ryan Fitzpatrick is NOT “that motherf-ker”.
It was a wild ride to find out who “that motherfucker” was Tom Brady subsequently spoke of The store earlier this year.
Except, Brady recently explained on his podcast: Let’s go! with Tom Brady, Larry Fitzgerald and Jim Gray that Fitzpatrick was definitely not the QB he was talking about.
“I’m happy to let them guess, unfortunately if that comes out I’ll have to tell him it wasn’t him. I love Ryan, but somehow he figured it out for me. Ryan’s a damn good guy too, and I competed against him.
He’s a Harvard guy, now he looks like he’s partially homeless, and now he’s on TV doing [what] my future job will be. I think Ryan has a good thing going, I’m not sure why he must think I’m after him.
So, Fitzmagic, you can sleep easy at night knowing you weren’t “that motherfucker” Brady was chasing earlier this year.
Maybe it was Derek Carr.
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/12/adult-film-star-brandi-love-offers-help-to-tom-brady-after-divorce-from-gisele/ Adult movie star Brandi Love offers help to Tom Brady after divorcing Gisele