Killer yoga teacher, mob bully, junk justice and masturbating cyclist
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They used to call them “three-yolks.”
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Typically, sports or gossip columnists compile a series of small, interesting topics into one column. There aren’t many left.
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As a tribute to this endangered breed, I’m going to do a threesome from the world of crime for the last week (I had the day off).
YOGA TEACHER KILLER
Jealous yoga instructor Kaitlin Armstrong was convicted of first-degree murder in Austin for the 2022 killing of professional cyclist Mo Wilson.
Armstrong – who was known to have been on the run for 43 days trying to change her appearance – tracked down her victim and shot her three times, twice in the head and once in the heart.
Wilson had previously had sexual relations with Armstrong’s long-time lover. Armstrong didn’t like it.
She was sentenced to 90 years in prison in the Slammer trial.
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Junk justice
This is a true story and does little to increase confidence in the Canadian justice system.
The now retired federal judge Richard Bell has rejected the deportation of a British citizen. Why do you ask?
Well, the esteemed Judge Bell ruled that the use of gender-neutral pronouns in a single government document violated Colin James Ewen’s Charter rights. He’s a he/him and never asked for it.
Bell’s ruling was torpedoed by the federal appeals court, which called his decision “inappropriate,” “unjustified” and “irrelevant.”
Ewen missed his deportation date and is still here.
Trainer allegedly exploited teenage girl
A female hockey coach in Winnipeg is accused of sexually exploiting one of her young players.
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Police say 28-year-old Madison Biluk faces numerous charges stemming from a “sexually exploitative relationship that occurred between 2019 and 2021 between an adult hockey coach and a player (who was under 16 years old).”
Investigators say Biluk initiated her alleged seduction “by caring for the survivor and gaining his trust.”
Biluk has been hit with a number of sexual charges, including child pornography for allegedly exchanging lewd photos.
OTHER THINGS
OPP investigators have charged the former boyfriend Elnaz Hajtamiri for first-degree murder in connection with her disappearance in January 2022.
Mohamad Lilo has already been charged with her kidnapping…
Dirty fashion mogul Peter Nygard9 million years old was convicted of four counts of sexual assault in Toronto.
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The former giant of the rag trade faces even more grief in New York and the Bahamas…
York Regional Police have solved the long-unsolved 1972 murder case Yvonne Leroux16, who was beaten to death.
Her murderer was Bruce Charles Cantelon, then 26 years old. He killed himself two years after Leroux was murdered…
FROM THE MOB FILES
Gregory (Picasso) Woolley, 51, a visionary of Montreal organized crime, was shot dead in St-Jean-sur-Richelieu.
According to our sister newspaper Montreal Gazette, it was Woolley who brought together disparate elements of the underworld in a sort of United Nations gangland (but more honest!). He died shortly after arriving at a local hospital on Friday.
Police say Woolley was the target of the killing and that the attack was linked to the underworld.
AND FINALLY… THE MASTURBING MULTITASKER
Say what you will about Timothy Graham, 44, the man has talent.
After all, Clearwater cops say he was arrested after a woman complained that he was masturbating with his penis completely exposed while riding his bike. according to Smoking Gun. Cops say when he was confronted, “his pants were zipped up.”
The defendant had previously been imprisoned for attempted murder in 2001. He tried to burn his neighbors. He was delivered just six months ago.
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