The “new” CNN looks very much like the old, tired, humorless, discredited, bottom-rated CNN that America learned to despise and then ignore.
Color me was amazed that the lying godforsaken liars at CNN lied about a “new” CNN that would be less partisan and more in the middle.
Oh yeah, there’s nothing like kicking Jake “Russia Collusion Conspiracy Colluder and Lyin’ Election Meddler” Tapper to a sweet primetime spot at 9 p.m. to prove just how much things are about to change.
But I’m sure Tapper’s promotion was based on merit due to the huge audience he will bring from his two hours at 4pm. Oh wait, Tapper consistently ranks last at 4pm (by a mile) and has barely cracked 800,000 total viewers in the last month. But maybe I’m missing something. Somewhere there has to be a market study showing that 9 p.m. Americans crave smug dishonesty
But guess who else made it to CNN’s prime time? Alisyn “Gun Grabbing, Racial Pandering, Trump-deranged” Camerota. And why not? When co-hosting CNNs New dayShe also consistently ended up in penultimate place. But I’m sure all 300,000 of her loyal morning viewers will be tuning in at 10pm eagerly for two hours of smug lying.
Hey, maybe CNN boss Chris Licht will do this for the Lulz? Because watching Jake Tapper get humiliated for earning less viewers than Chris Cuomo is going to be hilarious. For all his flaws and character flaws, Fredo at least had a personality. Tapper is the friend you hope your older sister will leave for one that’s more fun.
CNN is doing nothing to improve itself. Shifting the deckchairs on the Titanic doesn’t solve anything. These are the same unsympathetic, self-righteous, humorless, left-leaning liars who turned CNN into CNNLOL, into a national punchline.
Licht claims he wants to break the news, but breaking the news means sometimes you’re reporting things that a Democrat could lose in an election. Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and Alisyn Camerota will never do that. All they care about is their fascist agenda. All they care about is their status in the left-wing elite. The founders of the Woke Gestapo will never risk their status or harm the state’s fascist cause. These people are enforcers of leftist religion. They see their duty in monitoring purity, not telling the truth.
We were assured that CNN would stop lying. Instead, the liars at CNN now lie about lies.
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https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2022/09/22/nolte-new-cnn-moves-failed-left-wing-anchors-primetime/ ‘New’ CNN Moves Failed Left-Wing Anchors to Primetime