Paige Spiranac applies to be a stripper: ‘I can’t dance’

The influencer has released a mockumentary about her attempt at a new career

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After repeated comments that she would try to be a stripper, Paige Spiranac decided she would give the old college try a try.

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The #1 influencer in golf posted a mockumentary on YouTube about her failure as a golf pro and her attempt to achieve a new career goal: exotic dancer.

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the tongue-in-cheeks In a cheeky video, Spiranac describes her “really long journey” in the golf world and the next steps she’s taking.

“Obviously, I once had a professional golf career, and then I fell in public and burned myself,” she says, with an expression on her face so serious that she might want to try acting next.

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“I think the last time people remember is that I cried during a press conference because I was just such a bad golfer and I was trying to find my way and figure it out, but I just see those comments everywhere ‘ Spiranac explained.

“Because I’m still trying to be a golfer, but she [the social media comments] are like, ‘Are you a golfer or a stripper?’”

She explained that a “lightbulb” went on and realized that perhaps undressing was her “calling.”

Spiranac wasn’t a natural, however, and she soon discovered there was more to stripping than just being sexy and having a body that won’t give up.

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“I’m not really ready for that,” she said with a worried look on her face.

“I can not dance. I have no upper body strength,” she continued. “We’ll see how it goes. But if the followers and the people out there think I can do it, then I can do it.”

Spiranac even came up with some awesome stripper names to match her potential new gig, including “Tits McGavin” and “Alpha Jugs,” before the perfect name summed up her new and old career: “Sandy Mounds.”


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But it’s tough out there for a weak, uncoordinated — albeit stacked, gorgeous — dumbass.

“If there’s one thing that could stop me, it’s that I can’t handle pressure,” she said, pretending to hold back tears.

“But you’ll never know if you don’t try, will you?”

She does her best, but the video shows her getting booed off stage (really) and on-screen text reads, “Once again, Paige was disappointed when she realized she wasn’t for the stripper suitable is.”


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